The Great Ganesha

O Person from ‘Unknown Country’, You visited twice in a row. Where are you from? It’s killing me! What will it take to know? Why doesn’t it show in your IP? Do you even know where you’re from? Is this a crisis of identity? You’re handling it with much aplomb. O Person from ‘Unknown Country’, [...]

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Recently, I had the dubious honor of being tagged by Directions. It so happens that it occurred right around Bad Poetry Day (plus or minus a day or two). I don’t believe in coincidences, and consider this an omen. Seriously, I do. No, really. That being said, here goes: I am thinking about the time [...]

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“Oh help me doctor!” said the caterpillar to the shrink, “I just want to get drunk, I don’t want to think. “Today, I should have started my metamorphosis, “But I can’t do it, I’m just too nervous!” Said the psychiatrist, “Calm down and relax, “You’re not helping yourself, and that is a fact. “You might [...]

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“Thirty days and counting,” he says to himself, aloud. “Thirty days for better (or worse). “It’s the uncertainty that’s intolerable. “Can I put the whole thing in reverse?” He’s panicking again, his nerves are really terse. He’s not being rational, Since she’s angelic and sharp, And unwaveringly loyal. “Can I really do this?” he says [...]

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