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Folks, please refer to me from now on as Doctor The Great Ganesha. Yours truly has successfully defended his doctoral thesis and has just racked up his fourth degree.
Now the good doctor is looking to get on with that pesky task of relocating to the “real” world (although the suffering was real enough in academia)…
Anyone out there looking for someone with a Ph.D. in Quantitative Finance?
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5 responses so far ↓
1 Nikhil // Jun 11, 2007 at 10:29 am
Ganeshabhai MBBS! Fourth degree? Dude!!!
You, my friend, need to have your name painted on a wooden sign and affixed to your front door.
Honorable Dr. G. Ganesha
BA, BS, MA, MS, MBA, MBBS, PhD, M.Ed
“Can cure all ailments – financial, philosophical, physical and mental. Caste no bar.”
Throw in an “Hons.” or two, with a couple of “Oxons” and you’ll be all set. Congrats man!!
2 The Great Ganesha // Jun 11, 2007 at 8:09 pm
hahahahaha!!! classic, dude. classic!
and thank you, sir.
3 chapatikid // Jun 12, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Don’t forget a nice technicolour sticker of Ganeshji next to it, and perhaps even a sign that says “Impex”.
But Daaaktar saab, can you cure all ills? Because my neck is paining very badly. First daaktar told me it’s called Shirzaditis. What is your good opinion?
4 The Great Ganesha // Jun 13, 2007 at 8:10 am
i would concur with first daaktar, except usual symptoms of shirzaditis include throbbing pain that begins at the nape of one’s neck and moves upwards to include the entire head.
also, it increases exponentially with longer exposure to certain zoroastrians who also perform at 8th standard talent competitions singing ‘i’m leaning on a lamp-post’ in a voice indistinguishable from an 8 year-old girl…
but i’m not that kind of daaktar. so then again, what do i know?
also, both of you forgot the main thing: i must have USA in parentheses after every degree!
5 chapatikid // Jun 13, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Hee hee hee! Listen, yaa. Join Facebook. You’ll find the most RIDICULOUS photos of us in various states, including one three-act tragedy starring Pheru and the Wolfman.
Love
CK
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