“Oh help me doctor!” said the caterpillar to the shrink,
“I just want to get drunk, I don’t want to think.
“Today, I should have started my metamorphosis,
“But I can’t do it, I’m just too nervous!”
Said the psychiatrist, “Calm down and relax,
“You’re not helping yourself, and that is a fact.
“You might be suffering an uncommon neurosis,
“Read the next verse for my diagnosis.”
“An unusual disease called metamorphobia,
“Which is caused by an obscure strain of bacteria,
“Was discovered in Africa, in the tribe of the Buthelezi,
“With you it’s much simpler: You’re just plain crazy!”
Inspired by this video, made by a (human) friend.
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2 responses so far ↓
1 human friend // Aug 14, 2006 at 2:18 pm
The (human) friend is happy to see
this rhyme on animal fantasy.
Glad also that my creature logs
unfailingly inspire your blogs.
2 chris65 // Aug 30, 2006 at 11:11 pm
Human friend my dear
It’s great to find you here
I like the poetry so much
like as if you won a match
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