(Sing to the tune of Summer Nights from the Grease motion picture soundtrack.) [Me] Summer doldrums, make time so slow-oh! [Adviser] That’s an excuse? We’ll never let you go! [Me] I’m working hard, in the library. [Adviser] You call that working? Get down on your knees! [Me] A-a-ging, i-in grad school, getting a uh-uh P-h-D! [...]


